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anally ravaged

When you get destroyed in something so badly that its equivalent to when a guy gets his ass destroyed in hardcore buttsex
Guy 1: Man he wiped the floor with me
Guy 2: you got anally ravaged
by Indeed_Guy May 28, 2014
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Anal Dandruff

The small scraps of toilet paper left behind after wiping your butt.
I was looking at my backside in a mirror and noticed I had anal dandruff from the lousy toilet paper I used at my grandmas house.
by SayHuh?? June 22, 2011
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anal buffet

the most fucking gross video on the internet involving a guy shitting into a girls mouth while shes masturbating
i had and anal buffet last night dude
by Autumn rankle August 28, 2016
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Anal Missionary

The act of having anal sex with another person while also in the missionary position. It is considered the holiest of positions for unmarried Christian couples as it does not involve vaginal sex and maintains the missionary position.
Person 1: Yo man, I want to have sex with this girl but she’s super religious and wants to wait until marriage!
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.
by Order 65 June 18, 2021
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Anal Chasm

The crack inbetween the butt cheeks.
Can sumtimes be wide or thin, depending of fatness of butt cheeks.
If someone bends down to pick sumthing up you may see their 'anal chasm'.
by J.P123 September 23, 2009
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anal palpitations

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An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
The Real Madrid soccer team is playing, I have anal palpitations that can only be satisfied with a win or a man inside me.
by hueleamacho November 8, 2015
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anal sex

its like, when a man or a woman, usually take a cock up his/her ass, or a plastic dildo. It may have the following side-effects:
a. asshole becomes too big
b. cuts formed may cause bleeding
c. the person whose ass is fucked, can easily be IDENTIFIED, as the cheeks(bums) move when the person walks
by tillingknight September 25, 2005
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