ur-ban dick-tionary

when your suggestion gets banned for being insulting on urban dictionary

"joe deserved to get ur-ban dick-tionaryed. he made a post on liquid lava insulting 30 groups."

by Bill Chancelhuaser March 23, 2024

Ur mom

"ur mom" is the dumbest come back of the century but people still use it anyway.
Especially Middle school kids.

Tom: What did you do yesterday?
Jackson: UR MOM LOL!!!!

Tom: Whats 6x8?
Jackson: Up ur moms Butt LOL!!!!!

by AlliTHEDODObird February 19, 2022

Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.

Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.

Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

by Shawnmasterb8s+davidejacul8s November 17, 2022

Ur mom

I fucked your mom

Slipped through ur moms window and fucked her

by Milf playa November 23, 2021

ur grandpap a trap

it will insta kill u, u are just fully dead

person 1: ur granny a tranny bitch
person 2: well fuck off ur grandpap a trap
person 1: just insta fucking death

by faggotheadbum May 13, 2018

stfu and eat ur food

whenever u're chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, u can tell him to be quiet and simply eat his food like a fish with this good sentence

Guy 1: ayo G, we have a lot of homeworks to do for tomorrow

Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food

by therealseb September 8, 2020

ur mom

ur mom is a very funny ass joke. u can use it when someone asks a question. ur mom>>>

someone: who created the eiffel tower?

you: UR MOM!!!

by DNDJDJWJWOZDK February 21, 2022