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Emily

The most annoying girl in the world, thinks she's "quirky" cause she acts "spontaneous" with friends.
Omg Emily! You're such a crackhead!!11!!1!
by weeniexx September 8, 2020
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emily calladine

a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)
person 1: have you ever sucked a brown starfish?

person 2: no?

person 1: try emily calladines
by mickeydickens March 17, 2025
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Emily Kuenstle

Emily Kuenstle is a very nice and pretty girl, however she can be very crazy around her real friends. She laughs like a horse on steroids but it's very attractive to some people. She yells about how much she wants dick a lot, but truly she is looking for a long term relationship with a nice attractive boy going by the name Zac Efron.
Dude: Bro Emily Kuenstle was so wild at the party last night!
by libbbbyyyyyy55 February 7, 2018
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Emily

A girl who usually wants to date boys named jake, and says they are short.
emily: im so short uwu

jake: ok
jakes friend: stfu
emily: omg ur so funny jake uwu
by familymorg4 February 19, 2022
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Emily Belsey

An amazing wonderful girl. She is beautiful and anyone who is lucky enough to meet her should give her love forever.
Emily Belsey is the loveliest person i have ever met.
by itsthehoefromdowntheroad October 13, 2020
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Emily

The stinkiest girl to exist. She probably shits herself on the daily.
Person 1: OMG SOMETHING SMELLS
Person 2: Oh its probably Emily, she just walked past
by ojessieh July 13, 2022
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Emily Bucio

Omg looks it’s an emily bucio 😻🤤😻🤤
by emily’s bf May 13, 2019
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