flesh turtle

A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.

It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.

by FleshTurtle July 15, 2018

confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances

"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"

by queerz4life November 20, 2020

Turtle

may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"

tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it

by hmmhmm January 13, 2011

Turtle

Hassan elassad is a very hot creature

The turtle is cute

by Elassad the turtle March 16, 2020

Turtle toeing

The act of being to fucking slow!

Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!

by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021

Scaring The Turtle

A euphemism for anal sex.

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.

by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021

horny turtle

A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.

Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018