smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.
Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
by Clamer September 1, 2017
mugGet the smoking the monkeymug.
When you take a drag of a cigarette and blow the smoke into his/her butthole. He/She then bends over, putting both hands and both feet flat on the floor, with butt straight up in the air, the smoke is tooted out, creating a beautiful North Dakota Smoke Signal.
Zach was being annoying so I bent him over and forced him to do a North Dakota smoke signal yesterday.
by jandro22 February 12, 2017
mugGet the north dakota smoke signalmug.

Smoke a Jacob

In parody to smoking a cigarette, where once you're hooked, you can't stop listening to Jacob Collier's music. Other music begins to feel inferior, and you can't help but be consumed by the rabbit hole of smoking Jacobs daily.
Jacob is like Nicotine, only there are no repercussions to Smoke a Jacob.
by SketchTurner_16 April 15, 2021
mugGet the Smoke a Jacobmug.

with the smoke

i DONT fukn know what it means. Could someone explain??
"i am with the smoke." by Swizz Beatz n Timbaland
by Paperboi September 4, 2017
mugGet the with the smokemug.

smoke wall[s]

The act of blowing marijuana smoke at a small beam of light shining through a small space between curtains and or blinds to create the illusion that there is a wall of smoke. You can also use mirrors to make more than one wall.
Mexico: Hey, Brogan. Go grab the mirror and let's make some smoke walls.

Brogan: Dude, I have no weed.

Mexico: Don't worry. I've got you covered.
by craigles ogrady December 19, 2013
mugGet the smoke wall[s]mug.

Smoking dog shit

The act or use of inhaling fumes emitted from heroin.
Aye man whats the move tonight?? Just regular stuff, prolly gon be smoking dog shit
by Kengor November 25, 2020
mugGet the Smoking dog shitmug.

Smokes

Slang for cigar, cigarette, fag, etc.
'You got any smokes?'
by Abcdefgilikeurfacebby May 20, 2021
mugGet the Smokesmug.

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