Business end of the phone book

The spine or binding of a large phone book used to bop em.

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book after not checking BC01 for metal

by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024

bless yo sneaky link phone day

bless your sneaky link phone

“it’s bless yo sneaky link phone day,bless my phone”

by ytdilidee June 3, 2024

blue money phone

It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone

" I went to the bank the other day and i got my blue money phones

by Count Orlok June 9, 2024

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by Forg Lorg July 8, 2024

2 hands on the phone

A term used when reading smut on a phone, (comminly used on Fan Fiction sites) to tell others to not self pleasure whilest reading.

2 hands on the phone you bunch of gooners!

by ICBWYBRBMSID January 23, 2026

Where’s My Phone?

One of the best songs on Mitski’s album "Nothing’s About to Happen To Me."

Yo bro do you know about Where’s My Phone?
Yes bro

by KAIDYN_WEE March 13, 2026

Gone - Goon phone

It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk

- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu

by Hellsercon March 29, 2025