Kentucky Standoff

When your next door neighbor decides he wants to leaf blow at 10:46 at night, in the rain. So you jump on the KTM 125 and start ripping through your yard to prove a point. Raise and praise
“Those fuckers are on a Kentucky Standoff again.”
by Loubacaa June 09, 2019
Get the Kentucky Standoff mug.

The Kentucky Thumb

The act of placing your thumb in a woman's vagina, so far that it may just be saving her life.
Made famous by famous YouTube star, The AK Guy, Brandon Herrera.
I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night, she was done in only a few minutes.
by allerr12 May 20, 2021
Get the The Kentucky Thumb mug.

The Kentucky Thumb

The act of a male using his fingers in an attempt to "stem the bleeding" of a female partner when: Vigorous sexual activities induce the early onset of "shedding of endometrium from the uterus".
Her: STOP! QUICK! Give me the Kentucky Thumb! . . . I just got my period.
by FlipAma June 02, 2021
Get the The Kentucky Thumb mug.

The Kentucky thumb

The Kentucky thumb
Wow she got really wet after I gave her the Kentucky thumb
by Squid303 May 21, 2021
Get the The Kentucky thumb mug.

The Kentucky thumb

Putting a thumb in your anus to stimulate the vasovagal response to the point to slow your heart rate down to prevent shock or death from bleeding, can also be used for pleasure also.
by Nightmed May 21, 2021
Get the The Kentucky thumb mug.

Kentucky Twizzler

When you drink your own cum through a Twizzler...
Mann... John did the Kentucky Twizzler with his own cum, that's fucked up woe
by catlo3 October 24, 2020
Get the Kentucky Twizzler mug.

Kentucky side step

The process when a male/female partner strokes a flaccid penis while you both side step towards the nearest wall. Upon getting close to the wall the flaccid penis turns erect. The partner stroking the penis spins them around and shoves their penis through the wall and starts fisting them until they ejaculate into a jar of Kentucky moonshine then you both chug until you pass out or throw up.
Dude I was with this girl last night and she gave me the old Kentucky side step. I've never cum so hard before throwing up in my life.
by Panda fucker January 07, 2020
Get the Kentucky side step mug.