facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.

dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!

facebook shatting by gars9004 January 22, 2010

facebook dumper 

One who checks facebook on his or her Iphone, black berry etc. at work or at home wile on the can dropping a duce.

Joe: you going to the can
Steve: yep, dropping #2
Joe: want the paper?
Steve: NO! I have facebook on my Iphone
Joe: dude your such a facebook dumper!

facebook dumper by CHUCKKXXL February 7, 2010

facebook frenzy

When you have been gone for a few days and hear that something big has happened, then start frantically searching, commenting, and chatting on facebook to find out what happened.

I was gone from school today and I heard there was a fight so now I am on a major facebook frenzy.

facebook frenzy by coolgyingman February 10, 2010

facebook misdirection 

When you post a false status on facebook knowing your page if being watched by you significant other and have your friends comment on it to help the cause

I was out tricking off last night but with a little facebook misdirection my girl thought i was at work all night

facebook misdirection by Zale1738 February 18, 2010

facebook fink 

Someone who turns you in to your parents or school with information gleened on FB.

The snitch weasel ratted me out to my Mom after seeing photos on Facebook that I wasn't really sick that day. He's such a mama's boy facebook fink.

facebook fink by Sara Bellhum April 7, 2010

Facebook Graffiti 

The act of going onto someones wall on Facebook to post random ideas/topics or things that mean nothing at all.

Dude, that weird guy keeps Facebook Graffiti 'ing you. I think he likes you.

Facebook Graffiti by Drakenfire May 3, 2010

Facebook Literalist

Someone who takes jokes and humor in facebook status updates way too literally.

"I posted on my facebook status that I was so exhausted that I needed a couple lines of blow to keep functioning. My sister read it and called my mom and told her I may have a drug problem. She's such a Facebook Literalist."

Facebook Literalist by DinNYC May 9, 2010