Father: *grabs a what cup and pours coffee in it and reads the newspaper*
What cup: Why did you just grab me? Who are you? Why did you pour coffee in me? What species are you? What the heck?
What cup: Why did you just grab me? Who are you? Why did you pour coffee in me? What species are you? What the heck?
by vashill April 5, 2020

by Elvas June 13, 2021

short answer: ITS A FUCKING CUP
long answer: a cup is a small open container, usually made of ceramic or glass that is used to consume liquids such as water, juice and others.
long answer: a cup is a small open container, usually made of ceramic or glass that is used to consume liquids such as water, juice and others.
by Xeries August 10, 2024

When a woman inserts many cooked-warm noodles into her cooked noodles into her vagina and then proceeds to forward-cowgirl facesit her man or woman or other gender SO. This SO then begins to slurp up her pussy juices and the noodles all at once making for a delicious feast.
by FakSexySaxMan June 8, 2018

Cupping is part of a religious ceremony involving watery or damp feces. A group of humans congregate in a circle with two individuals on the inside. The fecal donor crouches down with their back to the donee. The donee puts his or her hands under the donors anus in the shape of a cup or bowl and prepares to receive the fecal material. Once the deposit is received the donee stands up and throws the liquid excrement into the air, hoping to splatter as many individuals as possible in the surrounding circle. It's believed by the Cuppers anyone who gets graced by the fecal droplets will be granted eternal life.
After having viscous diarrhea for many days. Michael decided to do something constructive with his wet feces. He joined a local cupping meet up and within hours he was raining excrement down upon his peers.
by Bingleton December 11, 2021

The ass cup is the result of a second brew, particularly of a cheap brand of coffee grounds. Most who brew ass cups are too ashamed to admit they are so cheap that they double brew their cheap-ass brand of ground coffee. For sure, you would never give an ass cup to your friend (but maybe your enemy). The ass cup, that second cup, is so named because it tastes like ass, smells like ass, and even looks like pitch black ass water. You know you shouldn't, but you are just such a cheap bastard that you keep thinking the ass cup of coffee isn't so bad, but it always is when you try it. It is ASS.
I was sitting quietly, watching the birds, sipping on the ass cup I had just made, and swearing that I would never make another one.
by Baby Luv June 9, 2021

by anonymous12 February 10, 2021
