Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online

"'Fleur is so internet desperate"

by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017

i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

Internetted

The act of someone else having better internet than you, otherwise known as being hosted

Scump: F****** internetted again

by internetted August 21, 2014

The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.

Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

The Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM)

The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.

Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies

Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here

by MelanieBanks July 27, 2023

Internet trash whore

A person who lives for all the dumb garbage on the internet

Jeffrey is such an internet trash whore. His YouTube recommendations are a mess.

by Ingram Ko September 24, 2021

internet

the internet is a big truck

dude 1: Hey, have you checked out the internet?
dude 2: It's a big truck

by African Leader May 26, 2019