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mark matheson

Man I hurt my knee. Guess I’ll just have to mark Matheson it today
by IronD April 20, 2018
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house marking

A practice in which the most passionate of Harry Potter fans engage, in which upon first meeting another person one attempts to ascertain which house in Hogwarts that person belongs before learning anything else about said individual. Those who advocate for this practice claim it is far more effective in predicting and anticipating a person's character and personality than other forms of "marking" that many other humans may deploy. For example, the feminist philosopher Marilyn Frye describes "sex marking," a process of trying to determine another's sex and/or gender so as to impose upon them rigid expectations based on inaccurate gender norms and roles that only serve to stifle human capacity. Male and female are ambiguous, broad, and essentially meaningless term, containing within each of them the full spectrum of the human condition. Sex marking, therefore, is an inaccurate means of developing an understanding of another human. House marking, on the other hand, is far more effective in anticipating how a person will act, think, or live. Knowing someone is a Slytherin provides a far better basis for predicting behavior than knowing they are female.
I couldn't help "house marking" that guy I met last night I could tell he was a total Slytherin!
by fryeismagical December 11, 2012
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Mark of the beast

Forehead chapter 1st page and right hand page of bible hence the backmasking and not of this world being selfish
the mark of the beast is about jesus being lucifer hence the throne and never ending book N.I.b liminal choping and screw praise ozzy fuck jesus
by Mineowedwus September 18, 2023
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mark's penis

likely the most massive shlong you have ever seen in your life
wow mark's penis could knock over lizzo
by mark is god March 15, 2024
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mark n lilly

by charlesguy1234 July 7, 2022
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mansplanation mark

a word or utterance that would typically introduce a rebuttal but has been abandoned upon the realization that one was or will be wrong if speaking continues
"Actually...", she waited, sure even after seconds of awkward silence that the mansplanation mark would be carried to term if she were to reply before giving him time to mourn. It was sure to be another pyrrhic victory - her argument was sound and would ultimately prevail, but the deafening silence was the war drumming of his loss to his own embarrassment.
by bgrimm July 27, 2021
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Mark

A disrespectful term like calling someone a b word most used in california
I heard woopty wop got slapped yesterday. Yea bros a mark
by WitchoMarkAss January 7, 2023
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