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Dijeri-fuck

When you Implant your penis inside a traditional authentic Australian dijierido while female (male is a faggot) counterpart slurps/plays on the other end.
Good day mate I hear dat pamula is a right good dijeri-fucker.
by Digger faggot September 14, 2016
mugGet the Dijeri-fuckmug.

dumb fuck

dumb fuck is always late
by adam1234g November 5, 2019
mugGet the dumb fuckmug.

Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise
Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"
by G4nero November 1, 2023
mugGet the Well fuck my ass and call me a bitchmug.

fucking tomato

Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato
by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019
mugGet the fucking tomatomug.

shut the fuck up snapchat month

any made up day in october is cancelled because its shut the fuck up snapchat month.
Sarah: "hey its grab ass mon-"
Lucy: "you got that from snapchat right?"
Sarah: "yeah"
Lucy: "well it doesn't count because its shut the fuck up snapchat month"
by imtiredofthisbsplease October 3, 2020
mugGet the shut the fuck up snapchat monthmug.

fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 6, 2014
mugGet the fucking can openermug.

Ayo fuck this guy fam

Ayo fuck this guy fam *punches guy in elevator*
by ayo fuck this guy August 18, 2021
mugGet the Ayo fuck this guy fammug.

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