national kiss day

national kiss day is october 18th so u can kiss anyone

it’s national kiss day go kiss her

by mickkkkk October 17, 2019

reciting the national anthem

When an individual is vastly occupied by viscous anal rape whilst at the point of climaxing, they recite the entire United States national anthem written by Francis Scott Key

“Harder, I’m about to..reciting the national anthem.”
“Fuck, I’m about to...reciting the national anthem too.”

by dsmithhoss January 8, 2019

National Ellah day

on December 15, all of Ellah’s friends will post ellah and write her a paragraph. U can also( very recommend) buy her flowers, candy and give her a hug

Someone: what’s today

someone else: u don’t know National ellah day
someone: who’s ellah
someone else: only the nicest, most beautiful person ever

by itzzzmeee October 3, 2023

National Nyelli Day

the day where people finally show that they care abt me <3

SHOW LOVE TO NYELLI FOR ONCE
national nyelli day!

by nynyy August 2, 2021

National Rhea Day

April 21st is National Rhea Day. Everyone who knows Rhea should post her because it’s National Rhea Day.

“what day is it today”
“National Rhea Day obviously”

“Oh what do we do today”
“Since it’s April 21st we have to post Rhea and celebrate her”

by ilovepooping5000 August 6, 2022

National Horny Day

National horny day is on April 17th. On this day you can ask for any sexual favors.

Damn you heard today is national Horny Day. Imma finally ask Paige for them nudes.

by AsianManDan April 16, 2020

National Breakup Week

when most of the people you know end their relationships in one week

Anna and Joe broke up this week, and so did Bret and Jess and Justin and Monica. It's National Breakup Week, I guess.

by Faellyn187 June 13, 2009