mini-me

1)A strange creature having the ability to pass off indolence and low quality work as expert advice.

2)one who gives the appearance of diligence, whilst having no capacity whatsoever to manage a workload.

3)one who spends an entire working day complaining about said workload whilst doing the square root of bugger all to do anything about it.

That lazy little git is a total mini-me

by guess who December 2, 2003

horse me

To preform sex on me like a horse.

hey wanna horse me?

by Beastmobile January 21, 2009

balls me

a combination of "fuck me" and "oh, balls!". Preferably screamed in the middle of a large crowd.

(Falling off of a chair) "BALLS ME!" (laughter erupts)

by Junglebook January 10, 2011

The Do Me

When you see a hot girl and you want her to do you, you lay down on the ground on your back, you bring your feet up past your head (so your crotch is in your face) and you have your butt facing up, you put both hands on your butt cheeks, and rock forward and back screaming "Deh, Deh!" Then you jump up and scream "Do Me!"

Joe: Man, that girl's hot!
Matt: Yeah, I wish I knew something to attract her attention.
Joe: Just do The Do Me!
Matt: Great idea!

by cowboymatt1 October 16, 2014

humor me

used either to demand an explanation or to ask someone to hear you out.

A: Where have you been this whole night? I was dead worried.
B: I'm sorry, I can explain! Just humor me.

OR

C: There's no better game than the Sims.
D: Humor me. How's that the best game you can think of?

by tate :( July 10, 2022

shuse me

originated from a lithuanian teacher

accent is russian

"oi shuse me "

or

"shuse me tom"

by M1ndy February 13, 2005

Adopt me

The hell that it is. A game where people learn sex and give away addresses. Don't forget to kill yourself before playing this game, and loose a couple of brain cells along the way. Want a couch? SPEND YOUR MOMS CREDIT CARD! this game is stupid as hell.

Person 1: Wanna play adopt me?
Person 2: You don't deserve to live anymore.

by Go Murder Some More! January 25, 2021