The Hat Man

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.

by Brsw July 17, 2023

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Gordie howe hat trick

A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job

Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!

by Abbjmt May 24, 2021

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exploration hat

A condom that is used to have sex that is put on the dick

Hey guys did I bought a whole pack of exploration hats for all of us we are going to explore jinny faith and Jasmine's pussy Thursday night

by Street news kid!! October 21, 2015

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Mullet hat

When the mullet doesn’t look like a wig or real hair just call it a mullet hat.

Man he’s got such a mullet hat.

by Fucking bitch clit sick August 23, 2019

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Mullet hat

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.

They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.

They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.

by Roasted beans December 09, 2022

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