lesbian weekend

The act of lesbian couples shacking up after knowing each other for only a short period of time.

A lesbian weekend generally goes something like this:

On Friday, they go on a first date
On Saturday, they rent a UHaul
On Sunday, the adopt a cat together

Did you hear about Sue and Barb? They had a lesbian weekend and now live down the street

by Dpeters756 January 7, 2017

Dead Lesbian Theory

The disappearance of traditional lesbian women as more and more would’ve been lesbians become trans men or gender non-conforming instead.

Lesbian: I can’t seem to find any other lesbians these days.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.

by #I’mStraight June 13, 2025

Lesbian

A girl who likes another girl

Mya: I'm lesbian
Leila: me too wanna be my GF
Mya: ofc baby girl

by Ur mom's basement March 30, 2025

Lesbian

A Girl/Nby who like woman titties and not Man titties

I am a lesbian.. i will not fuck you kyle, i like women tits.. not the ugly kind of saggy man tits

by gothboobies February 15, 2022

Lesbian

A person who isn’t a man or masculine aligned who likes other non-men. This includes non-binaries except for masculine aligned ones like Demi-boys

Example:
John: Hey I like you
Jane: But I’m a lesbian
John: (being respectful and not bigoted) Oh I understand.
Example 2:

Jane: I’m a lesbian
Christina: What’s that mean?
Jane: It means I don’t like men or anyone who is masculine aligned.

by JustAPerson375946 December 19, 2022

pantsuit lesbian

A Lesbian who wears a Pantsuit

Hey! That chick on the news is a total pantsuit lesbian

by Gay_Andy December 13, 2021

The Lesbian Exception

If an out of the closet lesbian has had no success in dating for 5 years or more, they may marry their trans masc best friend.

"Hey did you hear Linda's getting married?"
"I thought she didn't have a girlfriend!"
"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"

by A Bit Sapphic July 10, 2023