Ethan

The shortest person ever

Your almost as short as Ethan

by Please vote yes for this November 10, 2019

Ethan

A smoker with tar in his lungs that likes to lick graysens tip while smoking

Ethan loves josh twerking in his face

by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025

Ethan T

Ethan is a discord mod he makes reddit his attraction to males he also has a dick smaller his nails and hes so poor that he has to live off snails. Ethan can be seen at night with his window open hopping on a purple dildo. He is also a 5'7 male with cankles black dusty ass hair mostly seen wearing something camo wears 2 pairs of socks bigger booty then a girl has gyno beautiful eyes and a beluga whale chin. is also very gay

"Ethan she said shes 12"

ethan t: "i didnt ask"

by jau n May 6, 2022

Ethan

A person who attempts to rush and try - hard in Minecraft but should really stop.

Yo that guy is such a Ethan.

by BlessedPath877 October 12, 2020

Ethan

Hebrew Origin meaning “strength” which is fitting because Ethan is the type of guy who works out and participates in sports. Not only is he physically fit, but he is strong at heart. Ethan carries a lot of burdens emotionally but does not want to burden others by talking about his problems. He is mindful about using the words that he says and stops himself when he is about to say too much. Ethan is very hard-working, humble, and soft-spoken. He is kind-hearted and thoughtful to those around him. He has a small circle so if you are in, you are extremely lucky. Be mindful of what you say to him because he takes that to heart. Ethan has the most beautiful blue/green eyes that you’ll ever see and it’s easy to get distracted whenever you look at him. He doesn’t like the cowlicks in his hair but he has thick, healthy dark hair. He is shy at first but if you invest your time into him he’ll open up and show off his silly side. Loves dogs and his family. Hates it when people are inconsiderate of others. Adventurous and outdoorsy. Intelligent. Funny. Overall, 10/10 kind of guy.

Person 1: Who did this kind gesture?
Person 2: It was probably Ethan.

Person 1: Classic Ethan.

by Stairmaster5 May 25, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is perfection. He is that guy that can make you laugh anywhere anytime. When you are together you feel safe, happy and at ease. Talking to him makes you forget all the bad things for a while. Hes is very good at acting not in a theatrical type of way, but in the way he can put on a smile mask to make everyone happy. No matter his feelings.He is the guy that a girl would stay up all night to think about and cry over.Ethan is many things, to many to describe often when u are with him you feel like your on cloud 9. He is the type of guy to listen to everything you have to say and never judge one word. I hope that he will always have someone to listen to his problems so they aren't kept in bottles. Because Ethan. he deserves the world.

"I really miss Ethan"

by Felicia06.2.0 November 28, 2020

ethan van eyk

ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.

me: hey dude.. is that ethan van eyk??
person: oh yeah i heard about the 35 slaves he has.

by knobbysexual January 25, 2022