I wash de car

Something that people say on Dhar Mann lifestream chats.

RandomUser: I wash de car
RandomGirl: OMG I AM CRYING

RandomUser2: I wash de car

by anonymous December 15, 2021

jacking it better than a car

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.

Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.

by loltkyx September 18, 2017

New Jersey Clown Car

When you witness four bros going into one bathroom stall to do cocaine

"After I was leaving the stall to take a big shit, there was a New Jersey Clown Car waiting to go in after me."

by Frippertronics September 8, 2016

Big Country Car Wash

The act of pouring or waterfalling as many beers as possible into ones mouth and/or shirt at a celebration or party. Often, a friend is enlisted to help increase the flow of alcohol.

When Mile won the beer pong tournament, he celebrated with a Big Country Car Wash

by Downside_up September 26, 2014

Free Car Wash Day

when it rains, and your car is outside, you get a free crappy carwash!

"Oh man! I didn't know it was going to be Free Car Wash Day today!... I would have parked my car inside!"

by alienattack April 21, 2009

police stole my car

When police hate the law and need a new car. Also can be a parody of Feliz navidad.

Darn! These police just stole my car and drove it all the way to Africa and I can’t be bothered to walk that far. Looks like I won’t be coming home for christmas. Ugh police stole my car.

by Bored teenager December 30, 2019

ten second car

A term used in the Fast and Furious. A ten second car is a car you owe a person. You are obliged to give the car no matter what circumstances.

Dominic Toretto, "Hey, you know you owe me a ten second car right?"

Fast and Furious

by Zishish June 29, 2010