Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!

They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023

Magic bowl

A magical bowl that produces foods with at least 380 calories

Gabe pulled out his magic bowl and summoned 7 deep dish pizzas

by Deezium November 15, 2023

Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

Bannana bowl

When Ryan & Stefon meet in the finals.

I heard there’s two Apes in the Bannana Bowl this year.

by TommyB December 28, 2023

hot dog ramen bowl

A sexual position where one’s penis, or hot dog, is slid in between another’s butt cheeks, the buns…and then that person forcibly excretes diarrhea onto and around said penis.

Chads dick really stinks after that “hot dog Ramen bowl” last night.

by Meater1234 December 31, 2023

Full bowl

After you have a massive dump in your toilet.

I feel amazing after having a full bowl in the.bathroom this morning.

by SuperSwagDaddyStone January 7, 2024

boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.

Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.

by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024