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Asshole

Someone who steals your last pizza roll
Hey! that ASSHOLE stole my last roll ! GET HIM!!
by brown_guy15 December 27, 2017
mugGet the Assholemug.

asshole of service

A tactless, classless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t.

They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.
Emcee at a debate: " and for our first candidate, we have--"

Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"

Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."

Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "

Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"

Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."
by Lanky Cougar August 13, 2017
mugGet the asshole of servicemug.

ASSHOLE QUOTE

It plays off of the song EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD by TEARS FOR FESRS

SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL QUOTE

ASSHOLE FART
A true ASSHOLE gives an ASSHOLE QUOTE , "it's my own remorse , CURT SMITH , yes , like I know you know the MORSE CODE and your sending it again.

Here is an ASSHOLE QUOTE as you ripped my dress dumb ass as that makes me incognito the female GET UP as media jerk , the female bullshit, "DUNB SHIT" so now I give a BRAGGADOCIO quote , " a person is only as great as their memory is" and SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL has an impeccable memory for nearing relevant facts and supporting proof plus SHE HE UT whatever you want to address knows how to play the decided GAME pretty much I will say decently.

JOHN just gave an amazing ASSHOLE QUOTE as he FARTED really loud and everybody at this 260 capacity restaurant headed his ASSHOLE QUOTE sound off.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 9, 2021
mugGet the ASSHOLE QUOTEmug.

Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.
Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips
by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019
mugGet the Asshole saltmug.

Assholism

The hidden art of being a complete asshole.
1#: You dude did you see what he did?
2#: A classic case of Assholism
by Vazian July 17, 2021
mugGet the Assholismmug.
A perfect series of events that goes off the rails and present a trainwreck of busted assholes.
Steve gave his presentation on more breaks during work with the supervisors and it went over like a trainwreck of busted assholes.
by ex_lax70 April 17, 2021
mugGet the trainwreck of busted assholesmug.

Asshole ASSY

An analplasty. A re-assembly of one's asshole. Asshole ASSY.
Man that cock really tore her anus. She needs an Asshole ASSY
by Gage2003A3 August 19, 2017
mugGet the Asshole ASSYmug.

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