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tiny horse

(usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.
Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?

Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.

Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.
by jimmy_was_a_stimulator August 8, 2024
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1 man 1 horse

Swear that was the most notorious thing on earth, not as worse as two girls one cup tho... both gave me PTSD, don't look up
Friend:aye, look up 1 man 1 horse
Me:huh. What's that?
"Looks up, gains more trauma"
by Lynyo October 12, 2023
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horsing around

"Bro what did you do yesterday?"
"I was horsing around with Stefano all night! ;)"
by medium_elephant April 24, 2025
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Horse

Horses are beings of pure and absolute hatred,
They are creatures with no bounds and are an unstoppable force with absolutely no genetic makeup, there is a finite number of horses and they have been around for trillions of years and there is currently no way to stop them that doesn't result in the total destruction of the universe
I wish for the demise of all horses
by Horse hater 2010 April 9, 2022
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horse

a large land mammal that can carry human riders, but are high maintenance as pets.
she has a pet horse that is so kind.
by The popular Girl April 14, 2019
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Nude Horse

The game is like normal basketball horse except instead of spelling horse to lose, you remove your clothes and the first one nude is the loser
Wanna spice things up and play nude horse instead?
by chrome heart tag March 15, 2020
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Dairy horse

A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.

A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse
by MAMILLER December 2, 2020
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