I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏

While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.

Gran the I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏 mug

by Empoli December 18, 2023

Coolest person ever

Karl, literally just Karl Jacob’s, the coolest bestest person ever

Literally anyone in the universe: Karl Jacob’s?! Oh yeah I know him, he’s the coolest person ever

by Everyperosninthewholeword March 23, 2022

Person ∞

Person ∞ is a person that cannot exist in a world where everyone gets a number in the order they appear. But yet they do. They scare me.

Person 1: I wonder whats the highest we can go. Is there a person ∞?
Person 2: Idk, how could there be infinite people?
Person 1: Actually, where's person 0? Haven't seen them either

by assassbaby February 28, 2022

Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.

My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.

by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021

the cutest person alive

from his adorable eyes to his dumb smile, he is my love and the cutest and yet sweetest person alive.

person 1: wow who’s that?

person 2: the cutest person alive ofc.

by dead_zombiiee January 1, 2022

The funniest person alive

Slimecical

Slimecical is the funniest person alive

by Amighostboo February 28, 2023

Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798))

where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3. Is a hyper"scentience" that will horribly, and gore splatteringly oblitterate every other peroson, exept for "Person (SQRT OF - 546) ^2.973"

Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: Hello, person 1!
Person 1: Uhh... Hi... uhh...Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3.
Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: What way would you not want to die?
Person 1: Why do you want to know?
Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: Just want to know.
Person π: PERSON 1 DONT TE-- (gets desintigrated by Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3)

by pseud0nym12470 April 12, 2024