Jake

Although he may legally be an adult Jake probably acts more like a child.

Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.

He is a bitch.

Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.

Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.
Jake, another word for a man who is immature and is a misogynistic individual.
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He lies about loving people like Mexicans /Americans cos he’s a lunchbox friend
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Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.
AAAAAHHHHHH MY ASSHOLE JUST GOT BLOWN OFF BY A JAKE.
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A person who has a horse sized cock and is much much taller than it's counterpart - the jacob who is the exact opposite.
Wow your penis is so large, you must be a Jake
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Typically from Pennsylvania.
Jake is your gay bestfriend who will trust and love you till the day you die. Jake doesn’t have a lot of money and when he has it he uses it on drugs. Jake can sometimes be a drug dealer or maybe even be a male hooker.
Jake is the best gay friend you will ever have
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Jake is a wonderful person that is always willing to brighten your day. When you find a Jake, typically they will be arrogant and in-denial at first but turns out to be a charming and a ladies man. Jake is the so-called type to be extremely smart acing his subjects with ease. Jake holds bonds with his bonds very well and is the type that would retain their friendships for a long duration of time. Jake is the person to be with.
"What's everyone talking about? It's that Jake!"
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This is a boy commonly reffered to as cute, has awesome taste in music, is a radical sk8r boi, slays sweet puss, and only fucks with big titty goth bitches.
Jake is such a rad dude, I bet he fucks all the big titty goth bitches.
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