The Book of Twat

Noun:

A vagina that has many wrinkles, or flaps, usually due to sexual promiscuity or repetitive rape of a female.

I ate that bitch out for 2 hours! It was like reading 2 chapters of The Book of Twat!

by Big Saxy October 20, 2014

laser twat

Getting your vagina tightned by laser .

Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !

by Helsb October 22, 2015

Twat

The literal meaning was pregnant fish, but now it means a woman's vagina.
Commonly used by British people as a meaningless insult.

"Oi yer feckin' twat" said the crumpet man.

by AhYesObama March 30, 2020

crater twat

A twat the size of a crater, most likely due to numerous sexual encounters with horse-sized cock and watermelon dildos.

"i bought some time with your mother last night, i bet she uses watermelon dildos based off the size of her crater twat."

by slamnasty99 March 30, 2010

cancerous twat

Emily Richardson

Why do we have to deal with this cancerous twat

by _lordninfamous July 22, 2019

twat

twat means fendi, fendi is a twat.

hi fendi!
hi ___
you’re a twat!
shut the fuck up____.

by enonnynonyy August 6, 2022

twat

addi wilson

addi wilson is the nastiest twat out there. don’t get too close

by m&m’s90 October 29, 2025