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Granola lady

by mr mayonase January 4, 2012
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Lady Vault

The Lady Vault is a ladies term for Masturbatory Aids. Similar to a "spank bank" but for ladies.
by Botina January 11, 2012
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Lady of the Lord (L.O.L)

A woman that is very loyal to her church. Attends church regularly and volunteers for all church functions and is the pinnacle of what church ladies should strive to be.
Karen: That woman is such a brown noser. She's always at church and is always sucking up to everyone.

Rachel: No Karen, she's not a brown noser; she's a Lady of the Lord (L.O.L).
by Twatts! March 4, 2011
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Questionable Ladies

A pair of women who are highly suspected of being lesbian.
Bobby: Check out those two chicks sitting by the fountain.

Paco: You mean the ones that look like they are fresh from the softball field, wearing the work boots with the mullets?

Bobby: Yep...those are some questionable ladies.

Paco: Sí...questionable ladies.
by tendertootheboot July 22, 2011
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Gritz Lady

A 40 something year old woman who ALWAYS has to tell people how it is and sometimes point out the obvious in what is wrong in a situation – no matter how big or small the issue at hand is. While some may view her as a chronic complainer or battleaxe, others may view her as giving constructive criticism to improve the situation.
While eating at a casino breakfast buffet, Gritz Lady sits down with her hot bowl of what was labeled as grits on the buffet table (she was skeptical as she ladled the porridge into her bowl to start with). Upon further examination and initial consumption of said “grits,” she loudly exclaims to her boyfriend, “These are NOT grits, this is Malt-O-Meal; I’m going to set someone straight on this.” Needless to say, the poor young man working hard to keep the buffet line wiped up spic and span got an ear full about the issue of the bait and switch regarding labeled hot grits when in reality they had filled the pot with Malt-O-Meal. (this is the very situation where the boyfriend coined the name; the stories and complaints go on and on and on...)
by Gritz Lady September 20, 2011
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Lady

the most beautiful bean you could ever meet on this world. kind, loving, goofy, & stubborn. she’s a jack of all trades and one that you’ll never get bored of. truly loyal and will always want to be by your side no matter what. she’s the greatest lady you’ll ever meet.
Lady: *rolls around on the floor from happiness, exposing her cooch to the world*

Ladys mom: “oh my gosh lady! that’s so not lady-like of you!”

Lady: “(O.O)”
by ladyismydoge November 22, 2021
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Lady Gaga

madonna is over Lady Gaga is the new queen of pop

the new queen of pop ended madonna
by ywwij November 23, 2021
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