The act of penetrating a pen light fully into someone's ass while the light is on and facing out. Then turning out the lights in the room creating total darkness except for the back porch light.
by Glenegade February 16, 2011
A sticky back ride is when you nut on a girls back while she's sleeping, put some kind of animal on her, and whenever she wakes up she'll have the animal stuck to her back.
Hey Tom, I just busted on this chicks back and practically gave her pet hamster a sticky back ride! She didn't even realize it until it got unstuck and crawled into her asshole.
by bammz January 23, 2021
"Dude, I'm getting nervous because I have to go back to school in a week."
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"
by null793 August 17, 2015
The curious phenomena by which men traveling in the back of large jostling vehicles (busses, vans, ect) tend to achieve spontaneous erection due initially to the jostling of the vehicle and then secondarily to the jostling of their own wood against their legs and/or pants. This erection can often be relieved only by extrication from the back seat.
Cody: Holy cow have I got a case of Back Seat Syndrome.
Matt: Boner city?
Cody: Worst ever. Switch me spots.
Matt: Boner city?
Cody: Worst ever. Switch me spots.
by Lord Azaldon April 19, 2013
by Fike Moster January 11, 2009
This originally came from old movies and TV shows where two people are in a dangerous situation (usually hunting criminals or other enemies), and one of them is going to venture forward. The other person stays behind and watches for any danger coming from behind or other directions that the first person is unlikely to see. The one who stays behind typically has a weapon, to fend off any attackers.
by gorkin July 01, 2014
"Sorry, I took the last nacho chip."
"No my back, I should of got one sooner."
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"You spilled the salt!"
"No my back."
"No my back, I should of got one sooner."
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"You spilled the salt!"
"No my back."
by jaredc August 12, 2007