Thomas

a kid who one day says his laptop is his girlfriend, than his dad, than his son, than his wife and then his momo. he is a fuckwit who thinks he can kill a person with his bare hands but can lose to the weakest person in the world to an arm wrestle. he will flinch at anything. he is scared of go karts and says his family is so rich there house is made of marble. this means Thomas is a fucking liar with no life. if you find this Thomas or anyone like him. fucking shank them with a fucking blunt ass spoon till they can barely breath than jump on to them and slam them into the ground and have them choke on his blood.

look at the fag Thomas, lets shank him with a blunt ass spoon

by masteroakwee April 3, 2022

Thomas pell

Thomas pell means that a male who is severely attracted to the male appendage specifically to blonds

that guy is such a Thomas pell

by a man attracted to swimmers November 14, 2022

Thomas Watene

A gimp, as in someone that does some pretty gay shit.

“Hey that guy over there is a real Thomas Watene”

by License to touch October 5, 2020

Thomas Jon Kugler

Thomas Jon Kugler, commonly referred to as "Big-Bad-Blitz," is a towering Caucasian individual with a passion for both weightlifting and the popular video game, Terraria. He is known for his imposing stature, dedication to fitness, and unwavering commitment to building virtual worlds within Terraria's pixelated landscapes. Thomas Jon Kugler's presence in both the real and virtual realms makes him a distinctive character among gaming and fitness enthusiasts.

"His physique and gaming skills are truly Thomas Jon Kugler-esque, making him stand out in both the gym and the virtual worlds of Terraria."

by jomari September 21, 2023

Thomas Jeffery

Is an 18 year old racist nonce who likes to face fuck little boys on tuesday evenings. Hes a heavily religious church boy who had his cherry popped by a big black man in the church bathroom (by choice). he now fingers his own ass whilst jelqing to videos of babies being circumsised.

I Thomas Jeffery'd your mum

by Ciara Reed February 26, 2025

Thomas dang

Synonym for virgin/loser.

Thomas dang is such a virgin loser!

by shreksapleb December 10, 2023

Thomas

Not the brightest person in the world, stupid a lot of the time and not very likeable. He’s ignorant and a very hated person, no one likes him and he’s incapable of keeping a girl cause he looks like a damn Igor!

Friend 1: omg look at that kid

Friend 2: He so ugly he’s like a Thomas

by Delta23423 January 2, 2019