Jesus Christ this guy has a MASSIVE cock and infinite Rizz. Would smash any hot girl his age and is the funniest fucking kid you’d ever meet
by Cracked Child November 7, 2022
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Guy 1: "HEY Thomas! You are a legend! Do a trick-shot!!
Thomas: *throw’s a basketball in to The wall and in The baket* "Kobe" (rip kobe)
Guy 2: wooow that was shick!
Girls in The back: wow we should try is on him.
Guy 3: wow you SEE that legend?
Guy 4: yeah omg! We should Ask him if he will hangout.
*Girls Asking Thomas to hangout*
*Boys asking Thomas to hangout*
Thomas: sorry Girls. Bros before hoes
Thomas: *throw’s a basketball in to The wall and in The baket* "Kobe" (rip kobe)
Guy 2: wooow that was shick!
Girls in The back: wow we should try is on him.
Guy 3: wow you SEE that legend?
Guy 4: yeah omg! We should Ask him if he will hangout.
*Girls Asking Thomas to hangout*
*Boys asking Thomas to hangout*
Thomas: sorry Girls. Bros before hoes
by Nick ghur January 29, 2020
Get the Thomas mug.Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
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Get the benjamin george thomas the third mug.... if your name is Thomas I don't care I'm not being nice to you. Your head looks like a fucking football and you need to be stopped. A Thomas would be annoying little fucks that just run around like monkeys. Dislike if you want it's the truth. P.s Thomas the Train Engine is the only valid Thomas
by MR. I am right December 29, 2022
Get the Thomas mug.Ripley st thomas is an absolute shit hole of a school. you wanna tell a teacher about your problems? then don’t cause they’ll do fuck all about it. it’s also where girls roll up their skirts so high it’s level with their blazer but then get told off about it when the skorts are the exact same length. Don’t forget to mention the many dick pics being sent around the whole school and the famous rumour in year 10 that —— sucked ——— off in the bathroom. You also want lung cancer? that’s great cause theres about half the school that sells them and/or uses them. So if you want your child to be an absolute scratter and possibly a druggie then send them to Ripley St thomas
Mother (to child): Let’s put ripley st thomas as your first choice it’s an extremely smart school!
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened
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