Elf Fucking

It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list

Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight

by I am a illegal minority December 18, 2017

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gentleman's fuck

When a guy remembers a girl's favorite sexual activities to make sex as enjoyable for her as it is for him.

A girl I used to hook up with wanted to have sex once again, so I relied on my memory for a decent gentleman's fuck.

by Truthisalie March 2, 2016

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fuck damn shit

When anything and everything it at its worst; hopelessness. Also can be reaction to a positive COVID test.

Fuck damn shit, we are most certainly going to die.

by sawtelle81 July 12, 2022

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Fuck

The number fucking one word you can fucking use at any fucking time and it'll still sound fucking normal for the fucking day and age we live in.

"I dont give a fuck that you fuck, but holy fuck do you have to fuck so fucking loud? fuck."

by Kittycongameing October 30, 2020

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fuck ass boy

brady. you know who you are.

brady is literally a fuck ass boy.

by veryhappypenguin March 1, 2024

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Fuck The World

What God does every second of every day.

Devil: What the hell god? I thought I was the bad guy in all this. You taking over my job?

God: No Satan, you idiot! I created you to fuck the dead. I'm here to fuck the world. Now go back and fuck that group of kids who died in that bus crash I caused. I got a whole world to fuck here.

by KC Hell Yeah February 13, 2023

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