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International heart day

Aka Valentines day.

1. The one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.

2. A special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.

3. The time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the ass with a heart tipped arrow. You are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.
It's international heart day today! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?
by InjuredBuscuit March 2, 2011
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National hold hands day

On April 12 you hold hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend
Billy:let’s hold hands
Sussy:k
national hold hands day
by Kisa ghoneit April 11, 2019
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National Ask Your Crush Out Day is where whoever you ask out, has to say yes. If they say no then you can slap them :D Then show them this. Congrats.
"Will you go out with me? Cant say no, its NATIONAL ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY."
by Kool Kid Drip April 9, 2021
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Lindsey Schlager Day

June twentieth (6/20) will from this point on be known as Lindsey Schlager Day! This day in history is to celebrate the amazing, talented, absolutely beautiful Lindsey Schlager and all of her contributions to society.
It’s Lindsey Schlager Day honey don’t forget to Venmo her for being so damn fine. She’s too pretty to work.
by Micciarello June 19, 2023
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National Tamia Day

National Tamia Day is actually celebrated 365 days of the year. Tamia is the best so we celebrate her all the time.
I can’t wait to celebrate National Tamia Day, her pussy smells good
by NationalYkWhoDay June 10, 2022
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Summer day

The day in which we celebrate whatever summer did recently or sumtin like dat
Summer: "I can't put down the cup"

Everyone: "so profound..."

Summer day
by Fart master9999999999 November 24, 2024
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Micro Day

It's uh... A day.

Where we... Uh...

Celebrate the Master Chief
Wake up babe, it's Micro Day.
by NootOfRoses February 26, 2022
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