National love day

You have to show lots of love today

Mike:Did u hear it National love day

Jake:yeah I’ma buy my girlfriend chocolate today and ice cream

by Mikados September 28, 2021

Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.

Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true

by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021

Meat Day

Any day that allows a person to consume the meat of Lunchables. Some religious holidays and days of obligation are not considered Meat Day.

Jake:"Give me some meat, it's meat day!"

by Meat Day March 9, 2020

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

Peblo Day

November 12 was the day when the ship between Pedro Sánchez and Pablo Iglesias (two spanish politicians) became real. So it's Peblo Day and you should ship it!

Person 1: I'm sad because yesterday, Albert Rivera resigned from his position and we won't have more of his memes.

Person 2: But you can't be sad, because today is Peblo Day

by aguantepeblo November 12, 2019

dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

National Call Toby Silly Day

If you see Toby From the Kaiju Paradise Server you need to call him silly
This is the silliest day fr

You: hi toby

Toby: meow

You: you are silly toby

Toby: meow

you just called toby silly

thats how National Call Toby Silly Day works

by TheTeaSmoker May 19, 2023