Pull a mike

When you bake, cook and clean like martha stewart whilst getting slapped by your wife

Joanna’s feet hurt so i had to pull a mike and rub them down for 2 hours

by Crazyjayabu March 12, 2021

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Miking Off

When someone is capable of doing work but is too lazy to do it. Surfing the web and playing games on the computer while at work when co-workers are busting their ass off. Delegating work that you don't want to do yourself because you are just too damn lazy.

I'm at work late tonight working extra hours because Steve was miking off on the Internet all day watching cat videos.

by teabag2511 May 3, 2018

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Big Mike

Verb

The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.

Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.

by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 3, 2023

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Mike

A Mike is the type of guy who won’t admit it, but could go on for days about how much he loves sci-fi movies starring matt damon and kristen wiig.

“Hey Mike, what is your favorite movie?”
Mike: “Dude you know this! It was the best movie of 2017!”

by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023

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Mike Ross

a slang term that is based on the main character of the same name from the legal drama Suits. To pull a Mike Ross means lying on your job application to get said job

Welp I had to pull a Mike Ross to get a job at store manager

by chanceplan314 October 21, 2024

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