mother-in-law

Spouse's mother.

mother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

lets get mother fucking baked

L G M F B

Tommy C. - Yo Dawg, what time is it fool ?

Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.

Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)

by @AllUnbelievableShits January 11, 2025

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024

Manny's Mother

A hoe.

She is like the little electric scooters at Walmart...
Anyone can ride

You see that stripper she's Manny's mother. Her second employer is a pimp.

by Pandafacedkoala November 9, 2016

hog mother

adj. A Gamer Girl who loves to flick the ol' bean and chug loose corn-milk.

Ugh, you are a honkin' Hog Mother.

Gosh, your friend is quite the Hog Mother. I caught her flicking her nipples thrice this week.

by Micky123 October 9, 2013

What in the Mother Fuck?

“What in the Mother Fuck” you ONLY use in a country accent.

What in the Mother Fuck? You don’t do anything right!

by brocousinbro March 3, 2023