A Super hot boy , 6’4 typically blonde or brown head that haves brown eyes of the vanlagen family that immigrated to Canada .
by Crush :) May 22, 2021
Get the Mark vanlagen mug.A Marke is a term used to describe a real trick. Not just the standard trick, but a real Sunday at 11:59pm. The Marke is usually in a management job where he can provide oral stimulation to the Sergeant. The Marke is a hard worker and doesn’t partake in the Cool-Aid or frivolous spending on new Jeep’s or Trucks in the mahogany color. If you need something done, the Marke will do it without complaining........but beware, when the Marke has had enough he will bust a grape and start trippin!!!
Hey, do you know Joey? That dude is a straight up Marke! He’s been talkin about that new Gladiator for three dam years!! The other night, he was on the phone and his woman overheard him talkin bout that new Gladiator, when all the sudden she busted him in the back of his head and said “You ain’t gettin shit, you trick ass Marke!”
by Green Bacon April 25, 2021
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Get the Mischievous Mark mug.Mark is the best valorant player ever, in any other game, however, he is shit. If you have him as your duo, you are very lucky; he will carry you to radiant. He is, however, a shit listener. He was born to yap, forced to yip. If you ever try to tell a story, he will never hear the end of it because he will interrupt only about a million times. If he ever upsets you and apologizes, just know that his apologies are from chatgpt and that deep down, he doesn't really care if you're upset and will laugh at you instead.
friend 1: hop on val!
friend 2: if mark playing?
friend 1: yes!
friend 2: ah shiiii, radiant here we come!
friend 2: if mark playing?
friend 1: yes!
friend 2: ah shiiii, radiant here we come!
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Scorpio Kinkster with a very healthy appetite for eroticism & the deeper folds of sexual pleasure.
Seethes at witnessing narcissistic abuse; but ole Mark digresses to that dumpster fire parallel quickly… & be hating on the same poor tormented soul. Mark murders the “nice” right out of people.
Scorpio Kinkster with a very healthy appetite for eroticism & the deeper folds of sexual pleasure.
Seethes at witnessing narcissistic abuse; but ole Mark digresses to that dumpster fire parallel quickly… & be hating on the same poor tormented soul. Mark murders the “nice” right out of people.
Tormented Soul girl: “I’m not allowing that refuse, Mark, in my life again!”
Sigma Bitch: “Mark’s opinion doesn’t define me!”
Auntie Son: “BTW, Kindness is free Mark!”
Sigma Bitch: “Mark’s opinion doesn’t define me!”
Auntie Son: “BTW, Kindness is free Mark!”
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