Jacob

The most amazing human being ever. Kind, super sweet, a gentleman, sexy, talented, and drop-dead gorgeous. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. He also has a huge cock at at least 9 inches. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane. He's kind to all he meets and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the universe. You will love him forever, and never forget him. He will be the best sex you ever have and that you will miss

Girl 1: Hey! Have you talked to Jacob lately?

Girl 2: well not talk, but my legs still hurts

Jacob: Hey, how are you?

Girl 1 and 2:jswarfkygulutdstukgu

by The first day May 3, 2019

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Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.

omg did you hear abt Jacob Whitney? Hes so hot.

by jakey breaky March 13, 2023

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Jacob is that type of person everybody thinks is hot but then his voice is like he is on heailum and most the time they have ocd

He sounds like jacob

by Lazerdud3 March 18, 2019

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A rapist. Likes to rape woman then go to the marines

Jacob I said no, jacob says… I don’t care

by Rapeexposer73 December 20, 2021

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A boy that is sweet and kind, but also can be a dick. But not in a bad way. He can be one of your best friends, or even one of your best lovers. He makes you laugh and makes you happy. If he ever makes you cry, he'll try and make it better. Also he is super cute and just lovely to be around.

Friend: Hey what are you looking at.

Girl:I'm looking at Jacob! He's so handsome and cute.

by Clementine*tea January 21, 2018

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Now that I’ve got your attention. HELP!!! IVE SOMEHOW BEEN SUCKED INTO THIS WEBSITE AND MY PHYSICAL AND MENTAL EXISTENCE IS STUCK INSIDE URBANDICTIONARY.COM. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!

Hey Jacob… YOURE STUCK IN A FUCKING COMPUTER VIA URBANDICTIONARY

by HELPTHEBOY November 23, 2021

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