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chocolate chip cookie-mouth

A perverse sexual act beginning with anal intercourse. Eventually, the man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then proceeds to suck the shitty cum out of that partner's ass. Then, with a mouth full of fecal matter and semen, the man makes out with his partner, sharing and smearing the bodily fluids in an enthusiastic fashion.
After Bobby gave Jim a chocolate chip cookie-mouth, they both had to go brush their teeth. Twice.
by DLW December 20, 2006
mugGet the chocolate chip cookie-mouthmug.

Shut the hell your mouth

1. A grammatically incorrect way of telling someone to “shut the hell up,” usually with less intensity and ill-intent.

2. An ironic comeback similar to “no u.”

Note: can also be spelled “shut the heck your mouth” for even less ill intent.
1. Guy 1: “Dude that is actually the most retarded thing you’ve ever done”

Guy 2: “Shut the hell your mouth noob!”

2. Tryhard Gamer: “You are literally the worst person in human existence

Troll: “shut the hell your mouth i’m actually carrying this whole team right now you’re actually so bad bro”
by funny meme June 18, 2019
mugGet the Shut the hell your mouthmug.

blow chop in ya mouth

a term that's is used to illustrate the action of throwing a dick in ones mouth or saying Suck my dick fuck the opps We from da nick
you really dick riding; blow chop in ya mouth
by JermFromDaNick April 24, 2020
mugGet the blow chop in ya mouthmug.

Old mans mouth

"OMG!Look at her Old mans mouth"
by RDFXGB February 3, 2009
mugGet the Old mans mouthmug.

a slick mouth bitch

Someone who think they slick and cute the usually ghetto.
Omg Fatima is a slick mouth bitch because she think she is cute
by Jäy Cäpälöt January 2, 2020
mugGet the a slick mouth bitchmug.

a bad taste in my mouth

The feeling you get after working as a fluffer!
A man comes home from work (working as a male fluffer) in the porn industry.
Wife: How was your day today, dear?
Man: Don't even ask, I have a bad taste in my mouth!
by Mithrilo December 12, 2006
mugGet the a bad taste in my mouthmug.
A silent fuck-back in retaliation for being done wrong.
The store owner made the cashier work overtime against his will so while no one was looking, the cashier pocketed a Benjamin while saying, "Make me stay up here all damn night, and I'ma fuck 'em with the mouth shut!"
by VMC Andrizzle September 24, 2011
mugGet the Fuck 'em with the mouth shutmug.

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