The ass cup is the result of a second brew, particularly of a cheap brand of coffee grounds. Most who brew ass cups are too ashamed to admit they are so cheap that they double brew their cheap-ass brand of ground coffee. For sure, you would never give an ass cup to your friend (but maybe your enemy). The ass cup, that second cup, is so named because it tastes like ass, smells like ass, and even looks like pitch black ass water. You know you shouldn't, but you are just such a cheap bastard that you keep thinking the ass cup of coffee isn't so bad, but it always is when you try it. It is ASS.
I was sitting quietly, watching the birds, sipping on the ass cup I had just made, and swearing that I would never make another one.
by Baby Luv June 9, 2021
Get the ass cupmug. A device or process that appears/is claimed to help the environment, while in actuality causing environmental damage to use.
Person 1: You shouldn't use a piece of tissue to get a spider out of your home, it could hurt the spider! use a reusable plastic cup instead.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.
by Driver2900 June 7, 2020
Get the Spider Cup Technologymug. When a man has his gentleman tackle cupped and his rod tugged by another person, whether of the same sex or the opposite. Can be performed as a solo act, however is frowned upon.
Mathew: "Damien i would greatly appreciate a cup n tug!"
Damien: "Well present the goods, i cant let you do it yourself as that is frowned upon"
Damien: "Well present the goods, i cant let you do it yourself as that is frowned upon"
by Tadpole_F_Ucker February 18, 2011
Get the cup n tugmug. by Trippy MAKAVELI February 28, 2017
Get the trippy cupmug. by tornado Gordo July 10, 2017
Get the cup holdermug. An eldritch creature older than time itself. It skuttles around, on the walls and ceiling. searching for the sleeping child. once it has locked on its target, it begins to "consume" the child.
by howdidwegetherejohnw984ru32908 February 20, 2022
Get the Cupmug. A intricate sex act involving 2 or more individuals, usually performed in doggie style, when member is dipped in cup of hot coffee and inserted.
by allnighter-APphys127 September 30, 2010
Get the Brooklyn Cup of Joemug.