Bowling

Placing the middle and ring fingers into a vagina and the thumb into an asshole, akin to holding a bowling ball.

I had to scoot her up on the bed, so I went bowling and threw her forward.

by FruitFather March 22, 2022

Bowl Choker

A bowel movement so large, the average household toilet struggles to dispose of it.

"Dude, you should have seen the bowl choker I had after yesterday's mexican buffet."

by flwlss October 11, 2019

Bowl Winder

A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.

"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1

"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2

by I-CUP May 25, 2018

Compton Cereal Bowl

This is a sexual act where you do anal with someone then after you finish, you pour milk inside their gaping anus and drink it.

Person 1: Yo what did you do with that girl last night?
Person 2: I gave her the Compton Cereal Bowl
Person 1: Without me???

by FRSHRTHNYOU April 6, 2024

Bowl Smasher

Someone (usually called Eddie) who produces a really huge turd that is very loud and audible to the other occupants of the house.

"Wow, Eddie just smashed the shit our of our toilet bowl. He must hate our toilet as much as he hates people. He's clearly a no-good bowl smasher."

by r3s0n4t0r November 5, 2015

Bedroom Bowling

To put your thumb in the vagina and a finger or two in the asshole simultaneously.

I went bedroom bowling with your mom last night.

by Metalmofo666 April 26, 2023

bowling lane regular

A woman that can be found at the bowling alley enjoying a pack of Newport cigarettes and a 6pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon on a nightly basis. She will likely have jacked up teeth from a crystal meth addiction and tattoos boasting her 4 illegitimate children.

It was supposed to be boy's night out, but Kevin just went home with that bowling lane regular.

by zdidit December 31, 2010