wreck your world

hyperbolic, highly intense interjection often used at the end of a heated argument between two people (usually intimate partners) in the hope of one person trumping the insult just previously mouthed by the other.

Man : You KNOW I wasn't with Christine last night. I was at Bill's helping him repair his garage door !
Woman : The hell you were ! Donna told me this morning she SAW the both of you at Starbucks last night around 9 p.m. !
Man : Hell if I was !! She's a goddam liar and you KNOW it !!
Woman : Do NOT call my best friend a liar !! I'll call your boss and tell him how you embezzled $2000 from the company till last month !!
Man : Oh REALLY ? Well I'll call your mother and tell her how much of an alcoholic you've become in the last six weeks !!!
Woman : Don't you threaten me, you sonofabitch !!! I'll fuck you up good !!!
Man : Yeah ? And I'll wreck your world !!!

by Virgin Suicides June 10, 2017

enjoy your burrito

Advice to a person who ignores happiness by focusing on the misery or boredom that will follow when it's over (e.g. a person eating a delicious burrito from his favorite Mexican restaurant becomes depressed halfway through upon realizing that soon there will be none left to savor).

Quit whining and enjoy your burrito!

by Arcxjo March 12, 2011

Oh your God

What Atheists say instead of 'oh my God'.

Random kid: Look at that giant toaster eating monster!
Atheist kid: Oh your god!!

by RenwaEugeneShephard September 1, 2010

dot your eye

to give someone a black eye with a punch to the face.

if you do that one more time i will dot your eye.

by nuggeteyedotter July 7, 2010

Your mom gay

An insult said to someone, that calls the other person's mom a homosexual. A comeback that can only be countered by. "No u"

Person: I need to go. I will see you later.
Person1: Your mom will see you later
Person: Your mom gay.
Person1: You got me there.

by Your mom gay 69 February 24, 2018

chill your nips

Another variant of chill out. Used when someone is overly anxious/excited and needs to calm down. This is the politically correct, universal form of chill your tits (cuz everybody got nipples).

Ben: These gas prices are friggin redonkulous! I'm havin' a heart attack over here!

Bob: Yo, chill your nips. Here's $20 if you quit your bitchin.

by OkieSolidarity June 25, 2008

Pick your poison

What a bar tender says to a someone when he/she needs to make a choice.

Customer comes in a bar and asks what they prefer to drink. The bar tender suggests some beers or mixed drinks. Then says pick your poison.

by It's me 2 November 13, 2018