January 16th

It's Slander Dorothée Day. If you find a Dorothée, bully her.

Hey it's January 16th.

Yeah I know it's Beat Dorothée Day, I'm searching for one now.

by menoum January 15, 2022

January 30

national send 5 booty pics to ur man day

It’s january 30! let me send 5 booty pics to my man!

by anonymous January 29, 2025

8th of January 2007

Was the day the shittiest CoD player was born aka Liemmel 27, fucking LIEMMEL 27?!. He sucks ass absolute donkey. Just know he is a “handy schänder” and the “Mädchen schänder”.

Joe: “look at that player he was probably born on the 8th of January 2007, look he is camping and playing RPD, like a Liemmel.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”

by Liemmel27 August 29, 2022

January 14

Dog day where you get to walk your dog 🐶 and spend time with your dog and give it some ❤️ love .

Mom am going to take my dog for a walk and spending time with it because it’s dog day in January 14.

Mom:Ok 😊

by catalinamoreno08 January 14, 2021

January 14

Give your gf your hoodie day😋💐

Gf: can I get your hoodie it's January 14!

Bf: oh yeah here *gives*

by .iheartk February 11, 2022

JANUARY 26TH

January 26th is national get a cake day with your best friend. Even better if her name is brooke. If you are a parent of a kid with a best friend with the name of brooke you should definitely respect this holiday and get that cake ;)

You: "Oh hey its January 26th"
Brooke: "oh yeah let's get a cake"

by Notleilaniandbrooke January 26, 2021

Juvenile January

Similar to such events as 'no nut November' and 'destroy dick December'. This event simply entails that you are to nut, but only with other participants that are not of legal age.

I nutted in susie last night, she's so tight, especially that she's 14! all part of juvenile January!

by nandossucksass November 30, 2017