January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!
Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*
by Paralyzed November 16, 2019

January 14th is the day where you tell your bsf to tell your crush you are a lesbian, because you don't want a relationship with them and you like another person. OH, and rent a gf for proof.
Matt: Hey, will you be my gf?
Jaden: sure!
*later on*
Jaden: ROSE! HELP! TEXT MATT SAYING IM A LESBIAN!
Rose: Why so?
Jaden: ITS JANUARY 14TH?
Jaden: sure!
*later on*
Jaden: ROSE! HELP! TEXT MATT SAYING IM A LESBIAN!
Rose: Why so?
Jaden: ITS JANUARY 14TH?
by ....why are you here? January 14, 2022

A sweet, loving, gorgeous, beautiful, cute, smart, pretty, adorable queen was born on 29th January. She goes by the name of Narm-dil, when she should be called “mine”.
by NarmdilKaMard February 9, 2025

by Jaydne2928282 December 31, 2021

by boboballs October 11, 2021

If your name is Easton and you were born on this day you are gay. :)
And you are also a maniac crackhead and like getting high on Coka Cola :)
And you like ripping soda cans in half.
And you are also a maniac crackhead and like getting high on Coka Cola :)
And you like ripping soda cans in half.
Person: Bro Easton was born on January 9th
Other Person: That means that he is gay, and is a crackhead!
Person: Ha! I knew it!
Other Person: That means that he is gay, and is a crackhead!
Person: Ha! I knew it!
by ThatCrazyChild_24 March 4, 2022
