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January 16th

January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!
Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*
by Paralyzed November 16, 2019
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January 14th

January 14th is the day where you tell your bsf to tell your crush you are a lesbian, because you don't want a relationship with them and you like another person. OH, and rent a gf for proof.
Matt: Hey, will you be my gf?
Jaden: sure!
*later on*
Jaden: ROSE! HELP! TEXT MATT SAYING IM A LESBIAN!
Rose: Why so?
Jaden: ITS JANUARY 14TH?
by ....why are you here? January 14, 2022
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January 29th

A sweet, loving, gorgeous, beautiful, cute, smart, pretty, adorable queen was born on 29th January. She goes by the name of Narm-dil, when she should be called “mine”.
She’s born on January 29th, that explains why she’s Narm-dil
by NarmdilKaMard February 9, 2025
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January 1st

National have sex or e sex with jason
“Today is January 1st you know what that means?”
“Yes have sex with jason”
by Jaydne2928282 December 31, 2021
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january 17

aye man its january 17 bro you can say ni-
by boboballs October 11, 2021
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January 29

It's January 29, happy Bimbo Day!
by Bird lol January 29, 2022
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January 9th

If your name is Easton and you were born on this day you are gay. :)
And you are also a maniac crackhead and like getting high on Coka Cola :)
And you like ripping soda cans in half.
Person: Bro Easton was born on January 9th
Other Person: That means that he is gay, and is a crackhead!
Person: Ha! I knew it!
by ThatCrazyChild_24 March 4, 2022
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