creaming my pants

More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.

Oh man, creaming my pants to Vanessa Carlton is always a blast!

by vanessa mccarlton April 11, 2017

Fla fla pants

Really ugly colorful stay at home pants

Hey look at Peter shoveling his driveway this morning in his fla fla pants hahaha!

by killoco January 18, 2020

sauced his pants

He who indulges in fatty foods and a quart of malt liquor.

Jerry drank a quart of Colt45, ate a bucket of KFC original recipe and sauced his pants. Stunk like fuck.

by Dawgbreff April 23, 2018

stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

by existangst February 2, 2018

Nice Pants JJ

A phrase used to humiliate a scot who has pink and outrageous pants on.

Camera man: Okay, 3 2 1 say 'Nice pants JJ!'

JJ: Nooahh

by BigKbenj October 22, 2011

poo ur pant

when u have a minor fucking explosion in your pants, but it isnt dribbling, just holding there, stinking up the classroom,

Yo, that thot must have poo his pant
DID YOU POO UR PANT U SKANK

by tufcyvghbj September 9, 2018

mr. Dancy pants

An animatronic from Five Nights at Freddys that the gamer Markiplier doesn’t want to piss off.

“I don’t want mr. dancy pants to be mad at me..”

by J-hopes sprite 💜🙏 January 12, 2021