Side Cart

When you’re masturbating and your are about to climax, then your roll to one side of the bed bust, then roll back over and fall asleep.
Me and my friends like to side cart in my sons bed.
by 2JayZ__ August 21, 2022
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side sugar

Someone you're seeing on the side, not your main relationship
Oh she yo' main squeeze?
Nah man, my side sugar. Just a lil sugar on the side
by Hollasteffie March 08, 2015
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Side-Quiff

'Side-Quiff' - an idiotic racist that thinks his comments were 'only a joke'
"Happy Birthday, mate" he said while goosestepping a nazi salute...

"Cheers fella!".. *rolls his eyes* "What a fucking Side-Quiff .
by Rosè April 22, 2021
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The person you are talking to in that moment saying some shit that don’t add up of does not make since.
“How can fish breath under water?” “Because they have gills.” “If we cut gills would we be able to breath under water?” “Nigga you talking out the side of your neck
by Kayla__ July 28, 2022
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side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".
Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."
by Vaginal Destroyer December 07, 2013
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one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.
I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
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Side pipe

If a girl is having sex with one guy for an extended period of time but are not dating, and he goes home for the weekend, she resorts to her side pipe. This is a guy that she has banged before, but has not lead anywhere, and she keeps him on the back burner when needed.
Yo Ivan wasn't here this weekend,so she got some serious side pipe.
by UVM'sfinest March 29, 2016
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