poo ur pant

when u have a minor fucking explosion in your pants, but it isnt dribbling, just holding there, stinking up the classroom,

Yo, that thot must have poo his pant
DID YOU POO UR PANT U SKANK

by tufcyvghbj September 9, 2018

sauced his pants

He who indulges in fatty foods and a quart of malt liquor.

Jerry drank a quart of Colt45, ate a bucket of KFC original recipe and sauced his pants. Stunk like fuck.

by Dawgbreff April 23, 2018

Nice Pants JJ

A phrase used to humiliate a scot who has pink and outrageous pants on.

Camera man: Okay, 3 2 1 say 'Nice pants JJ!'

JJ: Nooahh

by BigKbenj October 22, 2011

Coffee down the pants

Getting arrested or getting charged with a felony

Ah man I got a bagel in my ass and coffee down the pants for going 50 over in a school zone.

by Homosexuasaurus November 2, 2019

stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

by existangst February 2, 2018

Poopy pants special

Food so bad that you know as soon as you order..thing better come with a side of TP

Sonny just ate Burger King and burgers for the past month. I hope he didn’t get the poopy pants special

by Jh1137 August 17, 2021

meanie peanie pants

someone who’s a bit cheeky, ginger and australian

person 1 - you are a meanie peanie pants
person 2 - wowww okay

by yammypoos September 7, 2023