potty dead leg

When your leg falls asleep after sitting on the toilet too long

Friend 1: "Why are you limping?"

Friend 2: "I got potty dead leg after my long tenure in the fourth stall."

by AllByMySELF December 14, 2014

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blow a dead bear

An insult reserved for those who have greatly offended you.

J.Lo ate the last piece of pizza so Jaison told him to “blow a dead bear”.

by mike_mace December 11, 2018

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Dead beat bitch

A woman who complain about dead beat dude, but she have no skill set herself. She would probably be homeless if she did not have family, friends, or some type of fuck buddy type relationship.

Susan told Tummy she would not go out with him because he works for UPS, but she does not have a job, never went to college, and live with her ex boyfriend Johnny. She still sick his dick even though Johnny goes out with Jennifer. She is a dead beat bitch.

by RB42183 May 4, 2019

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dead aids sick

You are so sick that's you are as sick as both AIDS and dead combined (BAD)

Yeah I was Dieing, I was dead aids sick

by Gus230823 July 8, 2016

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Milk for Dead Hamsters

A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.

Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.

That was a cruel prank you pulled, a real milk for dead hamsters.

by Baltimore McCree August 25, 2012

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