Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

They never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

by Me bois March 22, 2021

no mega u

Every dimension collapses into itself and the person who said ur mom "mega" gay or ur dad "mega" lesbian is thrown inside the collapsing dimensions while the person who said no mega u receives a free planet with bitches and cocaine where he does whatever he wants

Someone: "ur mom MEGA gay"
You: "no MEGA u"
*Everything disapears

by Zucc's son May 27, 2018

u

Shorthand for the word "you." Commonly used on the internet by those of low intellect, or those who are much to lazy to type a three letter word.

Matt Willis u a bitch

by WAGONeater69 August 10, 2019

t u

"Thank you" in the most internet-abbreviated way. Thank you. Thank u. T U.

Girl 1 texting: I love your art!! :D
Girl 2 texting: t u <3

by cdcdncid September 5, 2019

Oh NAH U DIDNT

When the best friend fucks with the best friends boyfriend

Oh NAH U DIDNT

by LMAOWHYAMIHERE November 30, 2018

Wii U

A dissapointment. Not nessiseraly bad, but underwelming. Just hearing the word puts you in a funk...

"Dont you EVER talk about the wii u EVER again."

by BuilderBosc April 27, 2021

u is no

U is no is when someone does/says something incredibly dumb and stupid, you with your jaw open need to say something so you would say u is no.

friend "hey dude I just fucked your mom"
me "u is no"

by k4x1 February 5, 2020