Hat's Law

Hat's Law is that all moral dilemmas, if discussed long enough, turn into tabletop role-playing sessions.

"My buddies and I were talking about going back in time and killing baby Hitler, eventually Hat's Law kicked in."

by aShrimpFriedThisRice? September 8, 2025

do do hat

a do do hat is a different way of saying hijab, it is most commonly used by Australians, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS

frank: hey john, why does your wife wear that do do hat?
john: its part of her culture
frank: oh ok

by swaggerpimp February 27, 2019

pickle in a hat

A really epic moment, but no one is there to witness it with you.

"Hey bro, I had this really pickle in a hat moment yesterday, but no one was around."

"I'm sorry, bro."

by koravel October 20, 2013

Mrs. Johnston's new hat

A prince albert piercing

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?

by Eggzylofone February 22, 2024

HAT

Acronym: Hit A Treadmill

used for a girl that is fat and needs to exercise via a treadmill

"Watch out...HAT at 12 o'clock"

"That girl is a HAT, I be she gives good BJ's though"

by i think you know who i am November 4, 2007

gift hat

that faget ass hat john always wears

me:WTF is on your head
gayass gift: its my hat

by hare dogg October 3, 2003

phail-hat

Someone who attempts to/is an ass-hat but is so obvious you know it's coming.

Omg, here comes that drunken idiot who likes to rant. Let's bail before that phail-hat comes over here.

by RandomLink February 1, 2010