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Lesbian Oragami

When 2 or more lesbians come together to (formally known as "scissoring" ) create lesbian origami.
Last night I had 3 ladies doing lesbian oragami
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Lesbian

A non-man who loves non-men, which is completely okay, and if you disagree you can jump off a cliff <33
Person 1: “Hey, I have to tell you something. I’m a lesbian.”
Person 2: “Cool! :)”
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Lesbian

32 US dollars
Oh yeah you’re lesbian so you’re 32 US dollars right?”
by aeths September 17, 2022
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Lesbian

non-man: I'm a lesbian.
yes thats all I'm gonna write
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Lesbian sex

a disgusting act of involving two females doing a disgusting sexual act.
At a trailer house in Tennessee, there were two girls, Amelia and Lucia. They were on the couch watching TV. Lucia was bored and said she want to have lesbian sex, so Amelia agreed and both of them went into the bed and do their disgusting acts like fingering each other, 69, and etc. they think the act was so good that they recorded their nasty act and published it on porn hub. And then in the narrow roads of Grenada, a corrupted young man named Jeremy, was watching the video with Amelia and Lucia on his phone and wasn’t paying attention, his phone was connected to the speaker system of his Honda fit, and the disgusting noises of the two girls saying “Suck me all night and make me cum”. Blasted through his speakers, He was so focused on his phone and jerking off his small black PP (or his clit) and with the porn video that he collided into many vehicles, and then still distracted on his phone, he flew off a cliff and plunged into a dirty lagoon.

You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda
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Lesbian's Gambit

When you're gonna go on a date, and you're excited about it all week, but the moment it comes up, you get super nervous.
GF1: "Excited for the date today?"
GF2: "Yeah I was, but now I'm nervous."
GF1: "Sounds like Lesbian's Gambit."
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