by Supergodking September 8, 2019
Get the Chief cheese mug.The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.
"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".
by dizzotizzo September 17, 2016
Get the cootage cheese mug.A solution made to be one of the most disgusting substances on earth. Multiple components with no relation were added to create Soda Cheese. The ingredients are as follows:
-1/2 Sprite
-1/3 milk
-1/6 Dr Pepper
-10 Tic Tacs (per pliter)
-1 twilzzler (per pliter)
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter)
This mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. It is then blended to a thin consistency. Next, the solution is contained in a cow's bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. The sheep's bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters.
-1/2 Sprite
-1/3 milk
-1/6 Dr Pepper
-10 Tic Tacs (per pliter)
-1 twilzzler (per pliter)
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter)
This mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. It is then blended to a thin consistency. Next, the solution is contained in a cow's bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. The sheep's bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters.
Employee: Hello, how may I help you?
Customer: Hi, I would like to purchase one pliter of Soda Cheese.
Customer: Hi, I would like to purchase one pliter of Soda Cheese.
by Dr. Cocoa November 29, 2012
Get the Soda Cheese mug.A cat that has had many surgeries turning its bones into cheese giving it the power of the moon because the moon is mad out of cheese
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Get the Cheese cat mug.by Scruff scruff October 22, 2015
Get the ripped the cheese mug.A bowl packed with with only the orange hairs of a nug of weed, often being a long and strenuous task.
person 1: dude i just spent a week picking enough hairs to make a cheese bowl
person 2: thats sounds like a huge waste of time
person 2: thats sounds like a huge waste of time
by milkycord June 6, 2018
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