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Air Force

One of the five main branches of the US military that was founded on September 18, 1947. It serves a vital function in combat (as I am certain you have heard about drone strikes) and is often called in when too much shit hits the fan. Despite it's importance, it remains the second least respected branch of the military
At least the Air Force receives more respect than the Coast Guard
by natedashark August 8, 2017
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hot air balloon

While your mate is licking or tea-bagging the scrotum from behind or beneath and backwards, you fart in her or his face.

Extra points are awarded for a shot in the mouth (for it's logistical difficulty), or for one in the eyes, which results in pink eye.
After busting a nut in that slut's gash, I got on all fours and told her to lick my balls from behind. As she was doing it, I gave her a hot air balloon.
by Stinky Elephant October 8, 2014
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beating air

When you’re masturbating, but you’re just not into it
I was beating air all night, I just couldn’t get off
by Esperanato January 22, 2021
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Aired

The act of being ignored by big patz
by Gokublack.007 October 2, 2021
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air jerk

to pretend to jerkoff (masterbate) in the air.
by firefalcome September 6, 2023
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Hot Air Ballooning

When a fat person farts in your general vicinity
"Dude, Michelle kept hot air ballooning the cooking class today"
"Michael hot air ballooned me today dude, it was gross"
by L0rdBombe November 15, 2024
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breathe air am i right

Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.
Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...
by WhenYouBreathe December 8, 2018
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