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30 Day Policy

You give a girl 30 Days if she doesn’t interest you, sucks or fucks you block her
Boy:Your 30 day policy is almost up

Girl:Oh?
by 30 Day Policy January 11, 2023
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Smack Chloe day

In November you can smack anyone called Chloe emmerson every day
by Ur mum haha November 3, 2019
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Miku Day

Miku day is the 9th of March. This is because Miku sounds like the number 39 in Japanese, therefore the 9th of march is dubbed "Miku Day"
Look it's the 9th of march! Happy Miku day!
by Jaspams March 10, 2024
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Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.
me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
by Nina Simone November 21, 2021
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National Gyat Day

National Gyat Day is February 4th of every year. This day is used to celebrate all the big booty baddies. If you see someone with a big butt, this is the day to RESPECTFULLY say gyat to them. Enjoy this bootylicious day !
Aliyah:OHHH WAIT IS IT FEBRUARY 4th??
James:yes? why are you so excited?
Aliyah: ITS NATIONAL GYAT DAYYYY
by bootymasterrrrrrrrr January 16, 2024
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Fuck You Day

April 17th is “Fuck You Day”.

Make sure it is the first thing that is said right when you wake up, and make sure you use it at least 64 times throughout the day. Greet them with a “Fuck You” and make all your dreams come true!
Fuck you, Michael! How are you today? It’s a lovely day here in Misery. Happy Fuck You Day!
by BBBE_thatsme April 17, 2019
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